Handful o' poo and drag car racing...

Ok so yesterday I was preparing Garrett's lunch, had just put his plate on his little table and sat down when I see him coming at me with a raised pointer finger. He was crying and saying "finner mommy" so I am like "Garrett did you hurt your finger? come here and mommy will kiss it for you"... and he comes over to me and THANK GOD I see that there is a blob of something on his hand. I carefully grab his arm around the elbow to check it out and yes, it is the one thing that I was hoping it was not...poo-poo. Nasty! Yuck! This is new to both of us. Garrett had never pulled poo out of his diaper yet so poor Garrett is crying because he has some mystery funk on his finger and I am pretty much escorting him down the hallway to my room by his elbow (poor kid!) and then laid him on a towel so I can check things out. Without being any more graphic than I already have been, suffice as to say, Mommy had a MESS to clean up and poor Garrett was washed and sanitized from head to bottom (literally)! I was so grossed out and he was giggling by now more than likely from the look of pure horror on my face than anything else.
When Danny gets home, I tell him of the events at which point he begins laughing hysterically.
I can assure you if mommy had been gone and daddy had been the one there for this occasion, that would not have been the case!

So anyway all cleaned up, back we go to eat lunch which he did quite well. He played a few minutes after that and then it was naptime. Off to mommys room again for nap and he layed right down with me. He is pretty good about tv time and there are only a few tv shows that he has much interest in at all. Unfortunately for some reason (probably due to the time change and being overly tired) he wanted to watch tv while he fell asleep (he usually goes to sleep with no tv so I am not sure what the deal was???) and as I said there are only a few shows he will watch and of course none of them were on at naptime yesterday. So he says "cars mommy?" (the only dvd he'll watch) and I am like No cars baby (no dvd player in our room) and so he's like "Mouse?" for mickey mouse and I am like no Garrett mickey mouse isn't on...and then he's like "ammals?" (that's what he calls the Wonder pets on nick, jr. which he LOVES) and I am like "no Garrett they aren't on right now so he starts crying. (Little bear was on which I love but he doesn't watch it) and he was so tired and I knew if I could get something on to keep his interest for a few minutes, he would go right off to sleep so I began channel surfing and I am going down through the channels slowly and he is watching and as I go down through the sports channels , I pass some drag racing and he is like CARS! YAY! and so there we are at naptime watching drag racing. (He was out in about 5 minutes) I would have thought I would have had a few more years before drag racing was on both tv's!!! Am I sure he's adopted? Yes I am but I sometimes have doubts myself as he is so much his fathers son! Anyway I fell asleep with him I mean c'mon, who wouldn't? Its drag racing people! Well, it was either that or I was tired from all the poo shoveling. Ha! Life would be no fun without both of my "boys".